Frankenstein

Seriously. Go check out Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich by Adam Rex. You will not regret it. It is available in the following library systems:

• Des Moines
• Iowa City
• Chicago
• Metropolitan Library System (Chicago 'burbs in DuPage, Will, and Cook counties)
• Oak Park
• Quad Cities (specifically at the Rock Island library)
• Palo Alto
• Los Angeles

I think I covered everyone. Anyone I left out, search your own library catalog. :)