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Here's my follow Friday post for the week. And here's exlibris' FF post.

Mickey_Rourke:

• Ok, back from my hiatus. Or whatever the Latin word is for "incarceration following parasailing heist and failure to pay alimony."

pattonoswalt: 

• Every time I see a video rental store it's like looking at a rotary phone or manual typewriter.
• CNN just cut away from story about changes to Zodiac signs by playing CCR's "Bad Moon Rising." #americaisdone

leahlibrarian:

•  Catherine Tate *and* a David Bowie reference in the same tweet? Ten points to Gryffindor. #gome
• Two minutes and I might be taking my cookies down to the Teen program. They have video games. And living patrons.

simonpegg:

•  Oh fuck the Total Gym infomercial has come on, that's like the TV saying why aren't you in bed you sad bastard.
• Yes Hank Azaria went nude in the locker room scene. I consider it a privilege to have seen Mo the bartender aggressively powder his balls.

JacksonPearce:

•  I like being voted for. Next elected office: Queen of America.
• It's snowing SO HARD. I don't think I've ever seen it snow this hard. *hugs bread and milk close*
• It's snowing EVEN HARDER. I am CONFUSED BY THIS. Is this the point where I eat all the bread and milk?
• I washed my giant winter coat according to the instructions, but now it smells like a ferret. How to proceed? #woe
• I am fighting my Southern OH NO SNOW urge to go buy things I don't need, like salmon and milk duds. 

shinyinfo:

• If "Two and A Half Men" is your favorite show, you're on my "To Punch in the Throat" list.
• When you find yourself on a movie with Ashton Kutcher, you know you've made a bad decision. #LifeLessons
• "I have missed babies being born but I'll never miss a Superbowl." You're a bit of an A-Hole, Grandpa. #TVtweets
• Hey co-worker, thanks for using my full-name in front of Crazy McRacist! If he starts using my last name THINGS WILL BE BAD FOR YOU!
• @pnkrcklibrarian Your Detroit Care Package will be a Bumpy Cake and a Gun. #AllYouNeed
• Word of advice: Doughnuts for dinner are a bad idea, no matter what your mind is telling you!
• I call shenanigans on this episode. No black family in America would name their child "Toby". #Roots #1stSeasonCSI #TVtweets
• Do you think the party store had Miracle Whip? It turns my sandwich into a party. (in my mouth)

telephase:

• Mrs. telephase got her first real DSLR camera. Now she's doing so much close up photography, it feels like we're in an episode of CSI.
• In a cruel twist of fate, local HDTV station that is just out of range, plays He-Man and She-Ra episodes all late night.

chriscolfer:

• I'm really looking forward to the 2032 Presidential Election and the facebook photos that surface. #problemsformygeneration

ericstonestreet:

• So Modern Family was just renewed for a THIRD season. So I guess I'll have to wait another year to start my ironman triathlon career.

neilhimself:

• This hotel has astonishingly thin walls: don't you agree, family with 2 grumpy kids above me, or couple having sex in the room on the left?

mrpilkington:

• First person through the door: crazy homeless person. This day already has pizazz.

sethmeyers21: 

• When I read, "Biden makes unannounced visit to Afghanistan" I picture him bursting through the door like Kramer.

MayorEmanuel: 

• The best part about the new "People's Poll" that's out is that 98% of the "people" are just Carl the Intern fucking around.

maureenjohnson:  

• *the MONDAY DRAGON appears, with your snowshovel*
• ATTENTION, #alamw11. It appears @neilhimself's line is down to about 25 people. This is your moment. #servicey

kristaj19:   

• Wouldn't Kraft have been able to fight even more hunger with the money they wasted to sponsor this bowl? #justsayin
• What's with Jar Jar Binks trending? Have I missed some critical Jar Jar related news?

neilgrayston:   

• Happy to report that my mustache area is at or exceeding the growth level of a thirteen year old Italian girl's.

wilw:  

• Cat: OMG UR HOME! Me: Yeah! Cat: I LUV U CUZ UR HOME! Me: D'awww I love you too! Cat: WAIT. U WERE GONE. Me: I was, yes. Cat: OMG I HATE U!
• My ability to choose the worst line at the supermarket has just been tested. Unfortunately, my skills are still, as they say, mad.
• Wow. Those UGG boots really are covered with gold sequins. Nicely played, 60 year-old woman in a velour track suit!

val_forrestal:    

• I would like a job where I can wear scrubs to work, but *without* the regular threat of people vomiting on me.
• You know you're a crazy cat person when you let the kitten chew on you because he wants to. It's too late for me, people; save yourselves.

michaelianblack:   

• Fractured a leg skiing today - thank goodness it was somebody else's. 

ConanOBrien:  

• Just saw "Storage Wars," where people bid on items in storage containers. Mankind is two months away from being completely out of ideas.
• After seeing "Black Swan" last night, I no longer think I have what it takes to be a great ballerina.

BettyFckinWhite:   

• If you tYp3 LyK tHi5 you probably have retweeted Justin Bieber. A lot.

capin:  

• Little street fair on the corner of Island and 4th. Go. The bacon wrapped hot dog will blow your mind. #alamw11

tomhanks:  

• In the year 2011 foods from all over Asia will be available in the USA, anytime, anywhere. Incredible! Hanx

aleah:  

• I'm a wiz with a plunger.

pnkrcklibrarian:  

• Apparently I can't operate a washer/dryer without quarters involved!

JimGaffigan:  

• Just watched Jason Patric learn how to fall down stairs drunk. It was like a watching a fish being taught to swim. #thatchampioshipseason

sockington:  

• bet you didn't know I could sleep in this position THIS IS WHY I'M RATED MOST INNOVATIVE CAT BY JD POWER AND ASSOCIATES FIVE YEARS RUNNING

Tweetin4Palin:  

• Quit the gotcha politics. Just cause I said somethin' a buncha times & made it my slogan doesn't mean I should be held responsible for it.

darthvader:

• Just got a spam trying to sell me the #StarWars trilogy on blu ray. *maskpalm* 

hodgman: 

• Sorry I missed you on THE DAILY SHOW, @pattonoswalt. I was on a cruise, blackmailing a team of Indonesian waiters into writing my new book.

feministhulk:  

• VERY HARD TO TWEET WHILE SMASHING GENDER BINARY. DEBRIS OF CULTURALLY ENFORCED PERFORMANCE GET STUCK IN KEYS. 

Lord_Voldemort7: 

• Mascot naming is stupid. Tonight the "Jets" play the "Colts." A horse vs a plane? Who would win? This is worse than paper "battling" a rock.

exlibris: 

• Isobel just shouted CHICKEN! CARROTS! PEAS! for no discernible reason.

jen_talley:  

• Oh hai pickiest editor ever who sat on my article for four days and then sent it back with 5 unnecessary suggestions.

SteveMartinToGo:  

• IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY, if I can think of one.

helgagrace:  

• Bundled baby G up and took him out to shovel snow. He had his shovel, I had mine; one of us was effective. #notmetooearly