googling myself

I love googling myself every now and then. I especially love it when the search brings up tweets that I don't remember writing. (I have over 10k, so I clearly don't remember them all.) These are my favorites for the day:

• Jason: why are you up?
  Me: it's light out, you were using the hair dryer, Matt threw up. Choose one. 
• That was the best webinar ever. No one actually registered us. So we just sat in the board room and chatted. 
• Every time David Gregory says "wanted dead or alive" I start singing Bon Jovi. I think Jason wishes he'd stop saying it. 
• Alright, who smells like pee?