authors

So, for work I'm looking up information on a bunch of different authors as part of a project. If they've got a web site, I'm starting there with their bios. So far, my favorite is James McBride's author bio. Because it includes this paragraph:

James is the worst dancer in the history of African Americans, bar none, going back to slavetime and beyond. He is legally barred from dancing at any party he attends. He dances with one finger in the air like a white guy.

 Also, when his web site opens up, there's music playing. To turn it off, you have to click where it says "turn this crap off". Yes, I do believe I'll read everything he's written.