better late than never, right?

I couldn't get online yesterday, so I wasn't able to do my follow Friday post. So, here's a follow Saturday post.

unrealsnow:

• St. Patrick's Day recap: drinks after work, cell phone died, came home & went to bed @ 8pm. #baller

mommywantsvodka:

• A-HA! I can assemble an army of MUTANT FISH to do my bidding!
• Woah. There was a time change last night? Who knew?
• If I were a graphic designer, my life would be so much easier. Also: if I could fly. But really, a graphic designer.

mrpilkington:

• I am beginning to suspect the workers at Chipotle recognize me. Might have to grow a mustache. And/or grow a fake mustache.

petersagal:

• Just had a phone meeting with NPR's new interim CEO, Rufus Scrimgeour.

Jesus_M_Christ:

• #ificouldiwouldbringback Lazarus. Oh wait.

helgagrace:

• I need to do some weeding today. I wonder if there's an empty cart around somewhere that I can steal. #librarytweets
• Someone just called up to ask about a Disney theme part in Springfield. Uhhh....
• Is Neville Longbottom trending because everyone is wondering why Neville Longbottom is trending?

booksNyarn:

• Am glad I pried my eyes open far enough to realize I was holding a jar of marinara and not my coffee creamer.
• Also, the email server is down. WHY didn't anyone send a message about this?

Lord_Voldemort7:

• Wait, what is Rebecca Black's middle name? If her initials are R.A.B. I might lose my mind...

MagpieLibrarian:

• 12 yearold kid wants to work @ the #library. I tell him he's too young. He Says, "Pesky child labor laws! I miss the industrial revolution!"

ConanOBrien:

• Already filled out my March Madness brackets. I picked “The King’s Speech” over UConn.

leahlibrarian:

• My dog is looking at me like "umm, why are we up this early again?" #dst #lazypomeranian

maureenjohnson:

• Sorry for misspelling Bavaria. The Monday Dragon was #airhorn I am trying to #airhorn makes it hard #airhorn and that's how mistakes happen.

shinyinfo:

• I mean, this is all hinged on the assumption that earthquakes are caused by doing bad things, which is absurd to begin with.
• I almost put this in a paper, "Urban Librarians are ride or die." I think that's enough coffee...