thoughts from my drive to work

1. You may be dressed like some sort of awesome thug/pimp/baller type dude, but if you're driving a minivan from the early 90s, you cease to look hardcore and tough.
2. Dear Ke$ha, I think I know why Stephen won't call you.  Because he has a girlfriend.  You start off the song wondering why he won't call you, and then 30 seconds into the song you say his girlfriend was sneering at you from across the room.  Also, he's probably not calling because you're a trainwreck and he knows it.